It took me a ridiculous amount of time to find this.
First of all, do not download the trial version that's readily available. It doesn't have the Service Pack in it. I figured that out after I did the 350 MB download, unzipped and installed, only to have the same old problems I had before SP0.
There are also a lot of broken links pointing to the pre-SAP takeover of Business Objects.
But I finally found it.
Start here:
https://www.sdn.sap.com/irj/sdn/businessobjects-downloads
Ignore the certificate request.
Click the link for Crystal Reports etc. Downloads
Fill out the form as shown
Click Search and the file will appear.
If I had known I was going to waste all of that time today, I would have gone for that bike ride after all.




