This is not something I normally do, but is why I do have a “Purely Personal” category on this blog!

>
> TOP 10 (8 actually. The other 2 must have gotten deleted in  forwarding)
DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
>
> 1.  Blaming your farts on me…  not funny…  not funny at all!
>
> 2.  Yelling at me for barking …  I’M A FRIGGIN’  DOG!
>
> 3.  Taking me for walks, then not letting me check stuff out.  Exactly
> whose walk is this anyway?
>
> 4.  Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose … stop it!
>
> 5.  Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you know why we
> chew your stuff up when you’re not home.
>
>
> 6.  The slight of hand, fake fetch throw.  You fooled a dog!  Whoooo
> Hoooooooo — what a proud moment for the ‘top’ of the food chain.
>
> 7.  Taking me to the vet for the “big snip”, then acting surprised
> when I freak out every time we go back!
>
> 8.  Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.  Sorry,
> but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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