Category Archives: Just Rambling

DBA Day at Roy’s

I’m jealous. Roy Osherove has a DBA coming to his office tomorrow to go over his database with him. I actually tried to get Roman Rehak to do this – but he can’t do any moonlighting. Roman is a pal, lives right here in Burlington and is a real live SQL Server guru. Unfortunately, I’m spoiled by knowing him and nobody else (that I have easy access to) will do. I even asked Stephen Forte if he could recommend someone in NYC since my client is about 90 miles north, but he couldn’t come up with someone who would be willing to make the trip for a day. It is something I would REALLY love to happen with my client’s database. But I’m very very picky now.

Signatures, Keys and Encryption

I plan to devote a nice chunk of time to explaining how keys work (at least 5 minutes, maybe 10 which is a lot in a one hour talk!) in my WSE2 security presentation. Watching some different explanations that are given by people who *really* understand this stuff makes me laugh (mostly at my own dopiness) because I have no idea how someone who has never done encryption before could follow what they are talking about. This is not a criticism of the explanations I am seeing, I just know that if I am still going “but what about ____” and “wait, let’s do that again…” (ummm, more than once…gulp), that my intended audience of WSE2 Security for Dummies is going to feel the same way. That’s why I have chosen to present on this topic. I want to translate. I speak dummy. I wake up a dummy every morning. Every time I try to grok something I haven’t worked with before, I am totally a dummy. And I’m sick of making leaps of faith with concepts I don’t truly understand, so I’m willing to do the work to learn it.

Understand, this word “dummy“ has always been used as a term of endearment in my family. And I’m using it here in the sense of “the more you know, the less you know.”

I don’t plan to “dumb down“  or water down the concepts. I just want to approach them from a different angle.

TechEd Videos – Painfully out of focus – bummer

I’ve received my DVDs with the TEchEd 2004 content. This is one of the most valuable features of a conference becuase you can “attend” all of the sessions! Unfortunately, with the few that I have seen, the “video” of the demos are really out of focus and it’s a real bummer. I try to watch them, but my eyes keep trying to focus and it actually hurts (just a result of problems from 20 years of sitting in front of a computer screen).

I sometimes forget how famous…

…or how well-known Robert Scoble is. I was chatting with a woman tonight (not an I.T. person) who blogs and out of the blue she said “I really like the weblog of Robert Scoble.” It was odd to me. Robert has become “this guy I know…”. But it’s funny to have that reminder of how well known and influential he is outside of our little geek-world. The more I thought about it, it made sense, because she is a marketing person. She focuses on marketing to women. Here’s her blog.

Here’s her book.

But you know, Robert’s just a geek like all the rest of us – only that now he’s a kid-in-the-candy-store geek. And I quote: “heh”.